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Continue reading →: *California Proposes New “Air Tax” — Because Breathing Shouldn’t Be FreeIn yet another groundbreaking display of innovation in taxation, California lawmakers have proposed the “Air Quality Sustainability Surcharge” — or as everyone else is calling it, the Air Tax. Yes, starting next year, residents could be charged for every gulp of oxygen they selfishly inhale without state permission. 1. You’re…
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Continue reading →: Flying Dildos and Flailing Ratings: The WNBA’s Unexpected New MascotIn what can only be described as a moment that truly defines modern sports entertainment, the WNBA — yes, that league — has finally gone viral. Not for a buzzer-beater. Not for a highlight-reel dunk. But for… flying sex toys. That’s right. In a bold, rubbery twist of fate, several…
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Continue reading →: FDA Says Don’t Drink the Vodka Celsius… but Listen, I Think I Love You GuysOkay so… so… hiccup—listen. The FDA—Food… Drink… uh, Fun Department of America?—they’re like “don’t drink the Celsius Astro Vibe Blue Razz because, whoopsie-daisy, somebody filled it with vodka instead of rocket juice.” And I’m sittin’ here like… why would you ruin Christmas like that, FDA? So apparently High Moon—High Noon?…
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Continue reading →: The Secret Benefits of Being An Unapologetic Jerk in 2025It’s 2025, and if you’re not a complete jerk, what are you even doing with your life? In a world that rewards pandering and self-censorship, it’s high time to embrace your inner villain and start living your truth—by being a unapologetically, intentionally obnoxious jerk. Here’s why you should forget about…
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Continue reading →: *Breaking News: Massive Tsunami Heads for West CoastJuly 30, 2025 | Los Angeles, CA What was first believed to be an 8.8-magnitude earthquake off the coast of Russia has now been revealed as something far more disturbing. Officials confirmed late this morning that the seismic event was actually the result of an underground nuclear test conducted by…
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Continue reading →: Happy Gilmore 2: Eminem’s ‘Acting’ Might Be the Real Hole-in-One—Just Not in a Good WayIf there’s one thing I learned from Happy Gilmore 2, it’s that some people need to stick to their lane. For instance, Eminem should really keep his acting career on ice. I’m not here to trash the guy—he’s a legend in the rap game—but let’s just say his role in…
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Continue reading →: Top 20 Most Bizarre Conspiracy Theories:Welcome to our Top 20 countdown, where we dive into the most bizarre, outrageous, and thought-provoking theories out there. From the far-out to the downright hilarious, we’re here to explore the oddities that make the world just a little more interesting. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a…
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Continue reading →: *Sharon Osbourne Arrested for Assisted Suicide of Ozzy: “Farewell Tour” Was More Literal Than ExpectedLOS ANGELES, CA – July 25, 2025 — Sharon Osbourne was arrested late Tuesday at LAX after returning from Switzerland, where, according to authorities, she didn’t just help Ozzy Osbourne board a flight — she helped him board the flight. To the afterlife. The 71-year-old reality-TV matriarch, author, manager, and…
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Continue reading →: Summer Heat: Satan’s Foreplay, and People Are Into It for Some ReasonOh, summer. That magical time of year when the Earth rotates just a smidge closer to the sun and everyone collectively decides, “Hey, let’s pretend spontaneous combustion is fun!” You walk outside and suddenly you’re sweating in places you didn’t even know had sweat glands. Congratulations, you’re now a human…
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Continue reading →: CEO Andy Byron Trades Cloud Computing for Kiss Cam FameMove over Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos—there’s a new contender for the crown of tech’s most “viral” CEO. Andy Byron, head honcho at Astronomer Inc., recently traded his boardroom glory for 15 seconds of uncomfortable stadium spotlight, courtesy of Coldplay’s notorious kiss cam. Because who knew all you needed to…
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Continue reading →: The United Shades of America: AI RedefinedEver wondered what happens when you hand an AI the task of reimagining iconic political figures? Spoiler alert: things get messy—delightfully, hilariously messy. In this experiment, we asked artificial intelligence to remix some familiar faces from American politics, blending ethnicity, background, and cultural identities in ways nobody asked for (but…
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Continue reading →: Escape From Reality: Why Turning NYC and LA into Actual Prison Islands Might Just Be the Solution We DeserveSo hear me out. It’s 2025. The economy is weird, rent is $4,000 for a closet with exposed brick, and crime is apparently doing parkour in both Los Angeles and New York. Now, instead of investing in sensible infrastructure, police reform, or literally anything else, I propose a bold, visionary…
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Continue reading →: Welfare Woes: When the Doritos Run DryOh no. Not the EBT card running low. How will the pantry survive without its weekly sacrifice of Doritos, Oreos, and cases of Mountain Dew Code Red? Somewhere, a tear is rolling down Chester Cheetah’s cheek. Social media is flooded with urgent cries from self-certified economists who are shocked—shocked!—to discover…
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Continue reading →: “I’m Lovin’ It” — But My Cells Aren’t: The Toxic Truth Behind McDonald’sYou woke up craving a McMuffin, maybe some hashbrowns. You stroll into McDonald’s, sniff that addictive scent of fries and childhood trauma, and suddenly — boom — you’re unknowingly enrolling in a clinical trial you never signed up for. Now, I know… I’m about to sound like a California Proposition…
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Continue reading →: From A Battlefield to Battlefield 2042: The Glorious Decline of ManhoodAh, men. The pillars of strength, grit, and heroic incompetence at assembling furniture. A hundred years ago, the average man stormed beaches, chopped wood shirtless, and got into bar fights over honor, not pronouns. Today? He storms Twitter threads, chops his feelings into 15-second TikToks, and gets into internet fights…
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Continue reading →: As Dexter Returns, So Does Chaos — Now in Weather FormFlorida, July 15th — Just when you thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder, Mother Nature looked at the reboot of Dexter and said, “You know what? Let’s go full cinematic universe.” A suspiciously well-timed tropical disturbance brewing in the Gulf of Mexico is threatening to develop into a tropical storm…
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Continue reading →: Am I Lazy or Just Emotionally Burnt Out?Great question. Let’s unpack it while staring at the pile of laundry we’ve collectively agreed to treat as modern art. At first glance, it looks like laziness. You’re lying in bed at 2 p.m., watching a video about productivity tips you’ll never use, wondering why lifting a finger feels like…
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Continue reading →: We Made a Holiday for That? A Year of Glorified NonsenseIf you’ve ever looked at the calendar and thought, “Why is today National Cheese Doodle Awareness Day?” — congrats, you’re still sane. Somewhere between actual historical events and Hallmark cash grabs, we lost the plot and started handing out national holidays like free samples at Costco. Now every mildly inconvenient…
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Continue reading →: Illegal Today, Citizen Tomorrow – The American DreamLet’s face it, birthright citizenship sounds great if you’re into freebies: just show up, pop out a baby on U.S. soil, and—voilà!—instant citizenship, like magic. But here’s a fun fact to blow the collective mind: out of 195 independent, sovereign nations on Earth, only 30 actually grant citizenship just because…
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Continue reading →: Trial by Jury: A National Horror Story in Twelve PartsThere are a lot of scary phrases out there—“We need to talk,” “Your card was declined,” “Your in-laws are moving in”—but nothing, nothing, chills the bones quite like: “Trial by jury.” You know what that means: your fate, your freedom, your entire life now depends on twelve randomly selected humans…
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Continue reading →: We Lost Everything… And No, It’s Not a Joke (Unfortunately)Dear Readers, We have some truly devastating news to share—and no, this isn’t the beginning of another one of our satirical masterpieces. Trust us, we wish it was. But in a cruel twist of irony, all of our previously published articles—every snarky jab, every sarcastic rant, every eyebrow-raising headline—have been…
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Continue reading →: When “He’s Just a Friend” Is the First Red Flag: A Real Talk on Women’s InfidelityYes, another relationship truth bomb. Buckle up. Let’s stop pretending modern relationships are a Disney movie. In the age of social media validation, emotionally starved “situationships,” and women with “guy besties” who’d sprint naked through traffic for a chance to sleep with them, infidelity isn’t just a possibility—it’s practically a…
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Continue reading →: America’s Naughtiest Map: An Adults‑Only, Double‑Entendre‑Drenched Road TripWarning: If you still giggle at the word “duty,” buckle up (protection first!)—we’re about to navigate the U‑S‑A’s most eyebrow‑raising town names. Kids, turn the GPS to PBS and move along. 1. Foreplay in the Frozen North 2. Hot & Bothered in ‘Bama 3. Arkansas Wants a Word 4. The…
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